Oh the shame. I know we all do it. It’s natural, oh so satisfying, and perfectly healthy. But I managed to go eight long years before my husband ever caught me in the act. I could have sworn I heard the door shut after him on his way to work. I was so sure I was alone…
Then the shower curtain tweaked open and there was his rosy cheeked face looking up at me all innocent and questioning, as if seeing me for the very first time…
“Were you…?” he asked, his smile gleeful as he peeled back the last layer of his wife’s nakedness. “Were you really singing in the shower?”
I was expecting that he caught you with your vibrating toy in the shower.
I sooooo love this moment… simple and free…yet a moment arrested… thank you for telling us about you moment of being caught….
T.
Hehee Lafemme, that would have been so much less mortifying!
! Mrs ‘simple and free’ over here is seriously considering being much less simple and free when it comes to door locks lol
Thanks T for taking a break from the high life to stop by
beautifully written, Cymbria – I wasn’t expecting the punchline until there it was, like a shiny christmas ball, a gift.