I woke up this morning just as the giant squid dragged my head under the waves. I was limp, accepting of my fate. I’d lost the fight against those horrible slimy tenticles. I’d almost made it across the water too. So close.
What a way to start the day.
Well, I’ve already had my revenge. ~This~ was the main story on the yahoo.ca home page when I turned on my laptop.
I am at one with the universe, and it’s got my back.